Thrill-Seeking Man Wonders How Long He Can Keep Up Dangerous Sedentary Lifestyle

Acknowledging that it’s only a matter of time before his high-risk pursuits finally catch up to him, frequent traveler to Bangkok Brian Tracy told reporters Wednesday that he often wonders just how long he can keep up his extremely hazardous sedentary lifestyle.

The 72-year-old retiree said that, while he lives for the exhilarating danger that comes from spending nearly every waking hour gorging himself at a buffet lunch, sitting in a local bar drinking beer, or playing with his smartphone in bed, he is fully aware that he is balancing on the razor’s edge with each passing, virtually immobile day.